There’s a monster in my closet.
I hope he doesn’t bite.
If he even shows his face
He’s gonna have a fight.
There’s a human in my bedroom.
I don’t know what to do.
If he comes looking for a shirt
I might turn a nasty shade of blue.
I’m mighty scared of monsters.
But I can’t let that on.
They can smell fear they say,
But I hope to heaven I’m wrong.
Gee I’m scared of humans.
They’re so loud and smelly.
If he’s not gone in a few days
I think he’ll make me silly.
I’m moving out, that’s for sure.
I can’t cohabit with creeps.
Hang on, I’ll pack my things and go,
Trying hard not to make a peep.
I’m happy the human left the room.
He was quite an ugly sight.
The only problem is when he left
He forgot to turn off the light!