Abbott married Abigail.
They were a happy couple.
Until people started calling them both ‘Abby’.
They wanted the name calling to stop.
They posted on Facebook.
“Stop calling us ‘Abby & Abby’, please and thank you!”
But it only continued.
It got worse.
It became unbearable.
Abigail refused to leave the house.
Abbott was forced to do the grocery shopping.
Their marriage began to crumble.
Meditation didn’t work.
Marriage counseling didn’t work.
Divorce was inevitable.
And then, a brilliant idea!
Abbott changed his name.
Now they were ‘Gary & Abby’.
But nothing changed.
Oh, cruel world!
They divorced.
All because of a silly name.
Simply Put Stories 
Someone should have told them that “Sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you.”
Lol.
Great post!
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Haha! I tried to tell them but they wouldn’t listen (: Why do characters never listen to their writers?
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The well written ones don’t listen because they are like those stubborn humans. Haha
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Stubborn indeed! Like me 😀
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Well I wasn’t going to say it but….yes.
Haha jk
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😀
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best thing I’ve read all day
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YAY!
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Terrific writing!
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Thanks! (:
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This may be the greatest story ever written! I laughed and laughed. Thank you.
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Thanks so much! Much appreciated! 🙂
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Poor Abby & Abby.
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